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really DID send me this stuff. Among other, more "colorful,"
receiving this much valuable information, I became deathly afraid that
Marie Laveaux would be after me if I did not compensate you right away."
man. Marie and I had a "chat"
last time I was in New Orleans...Really)
might not be able to make a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich with it..."
We're still the only online newsletter fortified with essential
vitamins and minerals. Helps build strong businesses, 12 ways!)
leaving this bucket load of gold in email form is far too dangerous and
hazardous to my future wealth."
I'm accused of supplying a bucketload of something else.)
love it when you rant!"
MOI? It wasn't me. I wasn't even there. It was the guy next to me.
newsletter is very different. Normally, internet marketer use it to
sell something but.. you use it to educate... quite interesting :)"
and inebriate. Tha'ss my motto!)
sorry about the pending demise of your beloved Yankees at the hands of
the Mighty M's in the ALCS :-)"
The baseball gags are old. Just keep in mind that part above about
Yankees games and they'll make sense...)
is one of the savviest guys I know. And it oozes out of his writing.
You don't even have to squeeze. It just comes out."
Thanks, Damon. I think.)
are one inspiritational cat! Ya know, your ezine is so freakin' good
that I hate to read it!"
just read your most recent issue, and WOW that is some deep stuff you
are laying on us."
I can pile it pretty deep...)
for yet another delightful interruption of my daily routine... ;-)"
thing. Now, can I set you up on a three-way call with one of our
friend. A great copywriter. A drinking buddy (of the caffeinated
true. Years ago, someone persuaded me to be caffeinated. I didn't get
his name, but I've never forgotten him. Or his burro.)
didn't have time to read this today, but I did."
agree 100% with your take on morons, pin heads, idiots..."
reader is referring to my personal Prime Directive: I have zero
tolerance for the premeditatedly stupid.)
marvelled at the wisdom and giggled at the Serving Suggestion."
did you try it with Jell-O?)
are a national treasure!"
did New Jersey become a nation?)
wanted to let you know I receive several business-oriented mailouts but
yours is the only one where I actually read the opinions. Not that I
to all extremists!"
latest issue was so much on-track that I almost hate to let you know I
agree 100%. I hope that doesn't discourage you."
I hate it when that happens.)
for the lucid explanation of the site invaders from hell."
week: "Killer Pop-Ups from Outer Space!")
always appreciate your forthright comments... and, just like salt on
fries, it wouldn't even taste good without the sarcasm!"
you like opinions with that?)
also pulls no punches so, between laughs, you may find yourself
cringing once or twice :-)."
with fear, you tiny fools!" Bonus points for those who can identify the
quote without Googling.)
we've used the 'stupid tattoo' concept raising our kids - love it!"
By the way... How's the rehab going?)
"BizMan, SIR" to you.)
got this uninhibited, humorous writing style that reeks with
personality. You don't even have a book out, and I still think you kick
I have a book out now. Do I still reek... errr... kick ass?)
write good stuff!"
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got da goods."
Somebody's watching me.)
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no. Buy Paul a beer. Buy
Paul a beer... Hey! You're not supposed to be reading this!
I don't believe in that nonsense. And
either do you.)
dig the way you talk right to me in your e-rag."
hip, daddy-o. The Man ain't cool with it, but he's a drag, you know?)
wanted you to know you're doing many things out there besides what you
intend. That might be scary or comforting."
they include world peace and an end to spam?)
think your newsletter is great! I like the stories you throw in, like
the wombat one."
That's only supposed to be for subscribers...)
Go METS!!! :-)"
that really necessary?)
are the only one that makes me laugh out loud while reading really
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laughter among the press or visitors. We will not rule out the death
penalty for those mocking our... Hey! Cut that out back there!)
usual, I like your acid laced style, shooting from the hip (must go
with the black cowboy hat, does it?)"
I think it's a dietary thing.)
like this newsletter. It really comes at ya."
Not your father's push technology!)
it's not my place to judge your lifestyle choices. Just keep the shades
enjoyed your articles and wanna be just like you when I grow up."
if you grow up, you can't be just like me!)
always sane, but always worthwhile."
don't know about that last part...)
am shocked!!!! That was my first time I read something complete."
how do you make money out of your ezine? I see no affiliate links in
it. Are you really that generous? :)"
I'm lulling them into a false sense of security...)
are the 'Yankees' and do they ever play the Rams?"
you people knock that off?)
I just spit my coffee all over the keyboard!
"I have NEVER laughed so hard, for
so long, while reading anything that claimed to be about BUSINESS - and
still managed to learn some things, too!"
until I get warmed up. You may want to put those plastic slip covers
back on the furniture...)
dude, a coronary in the making. I love your rants."
Bart! Mmmmmm... Beeeer...)
the way: your newsletter is free. What is it that you can sell to me?
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